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Lara McKenzie can't believe anyone would want to interview her about placing first in the annual self-pleasure fundraiser. An educator, she also writes books helping women to achieve more fulfilling sex lives. Now if only she could fulfill her own!

Mark Whitman, freelance reporter, has just scored an easy assignment—write an article for Total Man Magazine about Lara McKenzie, sex educator and obvious expert on self-pleasure. He expects to find a bookish geek, not a red-hot redhead!

When his one-time assignment turns into a request for a full-time job writing with Lara, Mark has to lie to Lara to convince her to co-author the articles. Soon they're steaming up the sheets in the bedroom and on the pages of the magazine and Mark is in way over his head. The truth may set you free, but Mark's afraid when Lara finds out the truth, he'll lose not only the job of his dreams, but the woman he loves.

 

"You're from where? And you want to do what?" Lara was certain she blushed from her toes to the top of her head. The event was supposed to have been an anonymous fundraiser. The tall, dark, hunk of beefcake standing at her door had to be joking.

"Total Man Magazine. You're Lara McKenzie, right?"

She remembered a phone call from the magazine the other day, but she'd been too caught up writing her book to really pay attention to what they'd said. Now it clicked. Something about sending out a reporter. But wasn't that supposed to be next week? "I thought this was about my book."

His lips curled in a devilish smile that turned her knees to jelly. "No, it's about the fundraiser."
" The fundraiser isn't newsworthy."

"Sure it is. You came in first. That's big news."

He couldn't hide his smirk. This was the most embarrassing moment of her life.

Mr. Too Sexy To Be Legal flashed his drivers license and magazine I.D. "My name's Mark Whitman. Can I come in and ask you a few questions about your, uh, win?"

Oh dear God, where was the nearest hole she could crawl into? "Why?"

He arched a dark brow, his whiskey colored eyes making her wish he was standing at her doorstep for any other reason than her winning the fundraiser.

"Have you ever read our magazine?"

"No."

"Trust me, what you did is a guaranteed sell out."

Great. Just what she didn't want to hear. "What if I refuse an interview?"

He shrugged, leaning his broad shoulder against her doorway. "We'll write about it anyway, and then add our own comments."

Mortification ran rampant through her. The knowing smile on his face was enough to make her regret answering the door.

"It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know," he added. "It was for a good cause."

"If the shoe was on the other foot and I was here to interview you about. . .that subject, how would you feel?"

He shrugged, not in the least bit embarrassed. "I'm a guy. We're always bragging about our capabilities."

Lara blew out a breath. Who could she blame for entering that stupid contest, anyway?

Nancy, that's who. It was Nancy's fault. She made a mental note to kill her best friend. Maybe she'd been drunk when she agreed to do it. Unfortunately, she did have a lot of experience in that area. And she knew she could bring in a lot of money for the Women's Center. But she had no idea the results would be made public.

"Can I come in or should we do the interview right here?"

"My, uh, sex life is private." Yeah, right. Sex and her life had absolutely nothing in common. But Mr. Hot As Hell Reporter didn't need to know that.

"If it's so private, then why did you do the fundraiser?"

She gave up. Maybe the article would increase sales of her books. Lara stepped aside and Mark walked in, his gaze darting around her living room. His perusal of her messy house only added to her embarrassment. This guy had to be from New York, and this was small town Pennsylvania. She lived in a tiny rented house filled with old, cheap furniture. Her research notes littered every mismatched table in the room.

"Sorry for the mess. I was reorganizing."

"You're nervous," he commented, casually moving a magazine aside. He sat on her ugly brown and orange sofa, pulling a laptop out of his backpack.

"Me? Nervous? Hardly." She swiped a loose curl behind her ear, hoping she didn't look as bad as she felt. At least she'd brushed her teeth this morning. And the plaid pajama bottoms and Penn State t-shirt covered her body, even though they didn't match. She sighed and plopped into the chair next to the sofa.

Why did it even matter how she looked? Someone like her could never attract a guy like Mark Whitman.
Mark smiled, his mouth bringing her attention to his dark moustache. His hair was raven black and curled at the ends. Well-worn jeans hugged his long legs and the black t-shirt stretched tight across his wide chest.

Didn't it just figure? Mark Whitman was the image of her fantasy man. The one she imagined when she wrote her books and thought about at night when she laid alone in her bed.

"Ready?" he asked.

No. "Sure."

"How does it feel to have logged the most hours in the annual Masturbation-a-thon?"

She was going to die. Right here, right now. No, first she'd kill Nancy. Then she'd die.